From one of the gazillion email forwards...some points to ponder
-Is it possible to be totally partial?
-When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
-If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
-Why you have to click on "Start" to stop 'Windows'?
-If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
-Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
-Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown, too?
-Is it possible to be totally partial?
-When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
-If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
-Why you have to click on "Start" to stop 'Windows'?
-If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
-Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
-Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown, too?
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