From Robbo's howlarious article on the re-definition of 'tennis racket' :
What's that sound? Is there a fox in the hen coop? Has a seagull got caught in a combine harvester?
It's just impossible....not least because her incessant groans have been misinterpreted by me neighbour.
"What were you watching while the missus was out?" he said to me on Saturday, winking away like a pervy nutcase. "I heard it!" he added, with a nudge.
It's just impossible....not least because her incessant groans have been misinterpreted by me neighbour.
"What were you watching while the missus was out?" he said to me on Saturday, winking away like a pervy nutcase. "I heard it!" he added, with a nudge.
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